What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 05:51
“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”
“Yes, that I am,” says the second.
“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”
Has anyone ever had sex with their cousin? How did it start, and would you do it again?
Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”
“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”
At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”
If you could instantly cancel one social norm, what would it be?
“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”
“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”
“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”
Which country has the best and strictest legal system in the world?
The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”
“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.
“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”
What life lesson did you learn the hard way?
I’m from Dublin, I am.”
“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”